First of all, this post is dedicated to one of my favourite people in the world – Laura or better known as Slash (long and not very exciting story but she basically looks like a badass so it suits).

Now anyone who knows Slash will know that she always wears black, she loves Prosseco more than life itself and finally, she sends the worlds most positive texts. Yes, she may dress like the grim reaper from time to time but she is actually the queen of all things positive.

As I have been very lucky to be the recipient of many of her positive comments, messages and even a handmade positivity journal – I feel like I have had my full fill of Slash. However, to demonstrate 1) what an amazing friend she is and 2) to share the love, this post is all about transferable positivity that should be able to put a smile on your face in most situations…

I have selected the best texts I’ve received in the past month and tried to give you a scenario for when you may want to refer to it. I’ve also tried to remove any names or context required so you can transfer it to your life.

A message of positivity for when you’re catching up after not speaking for a while…
I miss you so much, can’t wait to catch up with my best girl. Don’t apologise you melt, I’ve been the one who has left you in limbo for weeks! 😂 you’re the best person ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message of positivity for when you’re starting a brand new job…
GOOD LUCK PERFECT ANGEL OF BLESSINGS AND SUCCESS! 🍀💖! Have an amazing first day my darling girl, everyone is gonna love you and you are gonna smash it so have fun and remember that the dogs [or your pet of choice] can step in for cuddles if you need a breather! I’m so proud of you for getting up again, this is how we do 👊🏻 I’ll be at work for the next million years but I will be thinking of you so text me an update if you can! Hope you were ok last night babs, you are super strong and amazing! Jedward are my sunshine friends ✨💖 love you abso ridiculous amounts forever and always!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message of positivity for when you’re feeling a bit self conscious about your rather large noggin…
Baby, I love your moonface. I love everything about you! 💖

A message of positivity to show how much you love having a friend near by…
I CAN NOT EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH IT ADDS TO MY HAPPINESS HAVING MY BEST GIRL DOWN HERE AND BEING ABLE TO SEE YOU ALL THE TIME. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART. soz for the shouting so early in the morning but I just got overwhelmed with joy that you are near me and with love for you 😊 it genuinely adds to my mood so much that I know I have the best friend ever and she is so much nearer to me 😊 Have a fabulous day baby g xxxxxxxxxxx

A message of positivity to show that you’ve just had a fabulous day out and you just love your best friend…
That’s my girl 😂 that’s so legit no fear! Had the best day with you my love, as always 💘👩‍❤️‍👩💗💖 you’re the most amazing person ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxx you are one of the very few people in the world I can be unapologetically myself with. 💖xxxxxxx ps my mum said she loves your accent (again. she super digs your accent lol. she says you sound so friendly) xxxxxxxxxxxxx

A message of positivity to show that you’re a great big spoon…
You’re the best spoon partner ever

A message of positivity and congratulations…
OH MY FUCKING GOD WELL DONE BABY GIRL!!!!!!! I am so so so proud of you I think I’m gonna cry!!! We have so much to celebrate at the weekend now with [insert your favourite alcoholic beverage]!! I knew I had a good feeling about this!!!!! You are so unstoppable! I’m so excited for you, this is such a positive step! Fucking hell! Can’t wait for you to tell me everything! That’s my girl 👊🏻 we will always get back up xxxx TEAM [Insert your best friends name] I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING PERSON ON THE PLANET XXXXXXXXXX

A message of positivity for when you don’t know if you can dance…
You go to every dance class bcs you’re fucking sick at dance mate!

So there you have it… exposure of the world’s most positive human being. I hope this makes you smile as it made me beam from ear to ear!

Positive of the day: I did a Pilates class for the first time today and didn’t accidentally fart or embarrass myself (I suppose they go hand in hand)